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so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

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aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

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dogesexual:

do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

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2good2bdrew:

I have a tumblr which is basically a PHD so yea, I know everything.

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